Someone once mentioned: "Why are you always in covered trousers?"
My default reply is (and most probably will be for quite a period of time), "I forgot to shave."
Albeit shaving isn't my forte (epilating actually is), I did teeter myself once by slotting my hairy legs into that huge orifice which then would gradually split into two. I got judged - despite being a specimen with no boobies and having a penis - because of faux fur hankering on my legs. I was bashful and embarrassed. I couldn't conceal my hairy legs with my shorts, neither could I rush back home to get changed. I was like a patty - stuck in the middle. Lol okay, that was not a good imagery.
I couldn't help but wonder: Why do society judge so much despite it being a lazy summer?
I couldn't help but wonder: Why do society judge so much despite it being a lazy summer?
Regardless or not if I'd have my legs shaved, if summer is getting too summer, shouldn't I face reality and opt for the best alternative, aka shorts? Alongisde with Mr Fuzzy?
As according to images above, and in ascending hem line:
The first shows my overly exploited white t-shirt from COS, paired with the shortest red chino shorts you can ever find in Topman (thanks to rolling them up like a hundred times), with my current to-go-if-I-don't-know-which-to-use Zara doctor bag and matched it up with a similar tan (not to be confused with shitty shade) hue ASOS brogues.
Next, with my everlasting penchant for denim, who could've thought I would've left my Topman denim cut-offs out from this post??? Nah, I've decided that it shouldn't be rolled up so that the raw hems could be seen (I snipped it from a pair of unworn jeans and distressed it myself; with the help of the washer and a pair of scissors) and paired it with my Candela emerald velvet flats that succumbed to puke the very next day (!!!!!) and a drawstring embroidered purse with tassels from Zara.
Following the next comes along a cerulean tailored shorts from H&M Men's (I can actually fit their sizes?! Isn't this a miracle?) with a suede-ish feel. But what actually compelled me into purchasing it? It wason god-damn SALE suede-ish. I had to play with textures by pairing the satin Man Repeller x Superga sneakers and since this look is by far, excessively manly, I thought: "No bags, put on my Ray-Bans instead".
Finally, the finale, in contrasting with the aforesaid third image, I've decided to embrace my man repelling side with this Zara (Woman's) charcoal drawstring berms that brought about a lil' sport-ish feel. But what is man repelling without an vaginal printed ASOS clutch and a pair of espadrille sandals from Bimba & Lola? Do I repel now????
So what do you think? Yay, or nay?
Image credits Imran
The first shows my overly exploited white t-shirt from COS, paired with the shortest red chino shorts you can ever find in Topman (thanks to rolling them up like a hundred times), with my current to-go-if-I-don't-know-which-to-use Zara doctor bag and matched it up with a similar tan (not to be confused with shitty shade) hue ASOS brogues.
Next, with my everlasting penchant for denim, who could've thought I would've left my Topman denim cut-offs out from this post??? Nah, I've decided that it shouldn't be rolled up so that the raw hems could be seen (I snipped it from a pair of unworn jeans and distressed it myself; with the help of the washer and a pair of scissors) and paired it with my Candela emerald velvet flats that succumbed to puke the very next day (!!!!!) and a drawstring embroidered purse with tassels from Zara.
Following the next comes along a cerulean tailored shorts from H&M Men's (I can actually fit their sizes?! Isn't this a miracle?) with a suede-ish feel. But what actually compelled me into purchasing it? It was
Finally, the finale, in contrasting with the aforesaid third image, I've decided to embrace my man repelling side with this Zara (Woman's) charcoal drawstring berms that brought about a lil' sport-ish feel. But what is man repelling without an vaginal printed ASOS clutch and a pair of espadrille sandals from Bimba & Lola? Do I repel now????
So what do you think? Yay, or nay?
Image credits Imran